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About the Cow
What if Cardiacs body parts were cows body parts? If you only had the bits of cow that Cardiacs let you have through their beautiful words, what would that cow look like? Questions, questions, and in an effort to answer them I have consulted with many so-called Cow Experts and with their so-called Expert Help have come up with the following conversion table. Some viewers may find this...
The State of the Cow
A filthy mess, I think you'll agree.